I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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