Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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