I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
Two words: nipple clamps
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