We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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