I'm jealous of your bromance
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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