I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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