do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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