what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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