i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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