dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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