About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
You're like the curious george of whores
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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