sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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