What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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