i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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