I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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