Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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