At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Sorry my hands just texted you
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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