fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
