There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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