Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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