11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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