that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Randomize
