yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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