this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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