Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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