Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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