Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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