Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Randomize