I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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