Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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