doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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