Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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