I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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