and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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