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Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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