So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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