It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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