watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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