I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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