Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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