yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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