Pappa wants mamma naked
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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