I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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