I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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