i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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