i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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