writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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