I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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