so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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