I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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