he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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