im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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