My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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