"it" just moved
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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