I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
